The Othersiders are a Jawdropping Spiritual Disturbance

With multiple CD players and one of five editions of The Othersiders, you'll achieve aurally what you've already achieved visually. This collection annihilates the Dolby, THX, and IMAX channel limits.

Each multi-disc editionAn edition is unique because each is crafted specifically for the number of channels in the edition. The 6 channel edition isn't the 4 channel with 2 more "glued on." contains 70 minutes of FX with 7 moody variationsA variation is indicative of the spiritual activity heard in the track. You would use more subtle tracks for setting the mood and highly active tracks like "insane" for the climax. from insane"Insane" is the most active track variation with sounds coming from a different channel every 10th of a second sometimes from different speakers simultaneously. There are six other variations that are less active than this. to subtle"Subtle" is the least active track variation with sounds coming from a different channel every few seconds. Think of it like haunted ambience where unsuspecting victims ask, "Did you hear that?" There are six other variations that are more active than subtle. . Each variation runs approximately 10 minutes.

The Othersiders are suitable for all haunts but is too intense for children. If this collection were a movie, it would be rated PG. It contains no language you wouldn't say in front of your mother.

Put your headphonesWhy headphones? You'll hear the left and right channels more clearly. Most people have their speakers too close to clearly hear the different channels. on and preview three different track variations!

12 Glorious Channels of Fear

Sensory overload.

$225.00

Note: This Edition requires 6 CD players.

10 Channel

The sound sources are nearly indistinguishable now. Instead of obvious speaker locations, the sound almost feels like it's eminating from the room itself. The insane tracks become overwhelming.

$185.00

Note: This Edition requires 5 CD players.

Eight Channel

With the eight channel edition, it's easy to lose track of the sound sources for the more subtle tracks. The weight of the insane tracks begins to become confusing. You now have more channels than the six speaker clusters of IMAX and THX.

$135.00

Note: This Edition requires 4 CD players.

Six Channel

The spatial effect of the Othersiders becomes more pronounced. With six channels, you've crossed the consumer "surround sound" threshold.

$85.00

Note: This Edition requires 3 CD players.

4 Channel

Big sound for intimate spaces! The 4 Channel Edition delivers the Othersiders in surround sound like quality.

$40.00

Note: This Edition requires 2 CD players.

Integrating this into your environment is easier than you'd think. Put the left channel of one CD player next to the right channel of the other CD player. Do this two, three, four...SIX times and you've got serious sonic immersion"Immersion"? We meant suffocation! As in "drown in sound"..

Choose the variation track you like and set it for repeat on each CD player. Then get a friend to hit PLAY as you hit PLAY.

Note: For the 12 channel edition, you might need to enlist the help of a many tentacled CthuloidYou gotta love it when you can work an H.P. Lovecraft reference in. monstrosity.

TechnologyChannels
DTS Digital Surround5.1
DTS 96/245.1 / 6.1
DTS NEO:65.1 / 6.1
DTS-ES Discrete 6.13
Dolby Digital5.1
Dolby Pro Logic II5.1
Dolby Digital EX6.1
Dolby Pro Logic IIx5.1 / 6.1 / 7.1
THX Ultra27.1
THX Select27.1
THX Select7.1

In all fairness, we are not criticizing these technologies nor are we claiming to be smarter than the geniuses who labored to bring these to market. We're just illustrating the obvious: That you'll never get more than 7 channels from existing technology.



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